{"id":45,"date":"2021-10-29T07:19:51","date_gmt":"2021-10-29T06:19:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/putoschorizos.com\/?p=45"},"modified":"2021-10-29T08:01:49","modified_gmt":"2021-10-29T07:01:49","slug":"el-portatil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/putoschorizos.com\/index.php\/2021\/10\/29\/el-portatil\/","title":{"rendered":"El Port\u00e1til"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>En la furgoneta llevaba (\u00a1Qu\u00e9 tiempos esos en los que mi preocupaci\u00f3n era dejar cerrada la furgoneta y no preocuparme de que me desaparecieran cosas!) dos port\u00e1tiles, como toda la herramienta, duplicada por si me fallaba o me lo dejaba en alg\u00fan sitio tener la posibilidad de seguir trabajando sin tener que volver a recuperar la herramienta o ir a buscar una urgentemente a la empresa. Hab\u00eda algunas cosas que eran similares pero otras eran mejores mis herramientas personales que las facilitadas por la empresa. El port\u00e1til era una de ellas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La empresa me facilit\u00f3 un Lenovo que iba bien para pruebas de hasta 600Mbs de velocidad pero el pobre cojeaba cuando se le ped\u00eda el GB de velocidad. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un d\u00eda que me fall\u00f3 cog\u00ed mi port\u00e1til de casa para salir del paso y vi que iba perfecto en todas las pruebas as\u00ed que me acostumbr\u00e9 a llevarlo. Estaba ampliado a 16GB y un disco SSD de 1TB hace pocos meses, as\u00ed que era un ca\u00f1onazo aunque ya ten\u00eda sus 5 a\u00f1itos&#8230; pero lo cierto es que hoy uno equivalente nuevo sale bastante m\u00e1s caro que los 725 euros que me cost\u00f3 en su d\u00eda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Al final el port\u00e1til lo dejaba entre semana en la furgoneta (ahora ya no dejo nada de valor, con el co\u00f1azo que es todos los d\u00edas subir y bajar las mochilas y bolsas a casa, que hace que me acuerde m\u00e1s de estos hijos de puta que se dedican a joderles la vida a los dem\u00e1s) y lo sub\u00eda alg\u00fan fin de semana o cuando me iba de vacaciones porque era el m\u00edo. De hecho hace tres semanas estuve de vacaciones y lo us\u00e9 para descargarme las fotos y navegar y dem\u00e1s&#8230; seguro que me quedan datos, fotos y cosas dentro pero no quiero pensar en ello porque se me cae el alma.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>El port\u00e1til es un <a href=\"https:\/\/www.electroprecio.com\/portatil-lenovo-essential-b51-80-80lm000fsp-i7-8gb-1tb-rad-r5-m330-2gb-15-6\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">LENOVO B51-80 80LM000FSP<\/a>, i7\/6500-16GB-1TB-Windows10Pro con gr\u00e1fica integrada de 2GB, tanto el Windows como los programas instalados no eran piratas sino con licencia. Y el port\u00e1til est\u00e1 en perfect\u00edsimo estado, porque lo mimaba mucho, que me ten\u00eda que durar unos a\u00f1os m\u00e1s&#8230; por tanto o el chorizo hijo de puta se lo queda y tira su mierda de port\u00e1til (y de vida) por la ventana o si lo v\u00e9is en alg\u00fan sitio a la venta avisadme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"700\" src=\"https:\/\/putoschorizos.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/image-5.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-46\" srcset=\"https:\/\/putoschorizos.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/image-5.png 700w, https:\/\/putoschorizos.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/image-5-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/putoschorizos.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/image-5-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><figcaption>Port\u00e1til LENOVO B51-80<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>El port\u00e1til con el cargador y algunos cables y no s\u00e9 si iba con alg\u00fan papel o pendrives o alg\u00fan accesorio m\u00e1s que a\u00fan no he echado en falta iba en una bandolera que es poco com\u00fan tambi\u00e9n, una Techair azul que ha hecho conmigo miles de kil\u00f3metros por el mundo manteniendo dentro los distintos port\u00e1tiles que he tenido en los \u00faltimos 15 a\u00f1os porque era muy c\u00f3moda y llevaba una buena protecci\u00f3n contra ca\u00eddas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"777\" height=\"757\" src=\"https:\/\/putoschorizos.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/image-6.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-47\" srcset=\"https:\/\/putoschorizos.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/image-6.png 777w, https:\/\/putoschorizos.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/image-6-300x292.png 300w, https:\/\/putoschorizos.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/image-6-768x748.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 777px) 100vw, 777px\" \/><figcaption>Bandolera Techair Azul<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En la furgoneta llevaba (\u00a1Qu\u00e9 tiempos esos en los que mi preocupaci\u00f3n era dejar cerrada la furgoneta y no preocuparme de que me desaparecieran cosas!) dos port\u00e1tiles, como toda la herramienta, duplicada por si me fallaba o me lo dejaba en alg\u00fan sitio tener la posibilidad de seguir trabajando sin tener que volver a recuperar [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":47,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-herramientas","category-robo"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - 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